House Cat
What is a house without a cat?
It’s like a baseball without a bat
What is a house without cat hair?
It’s like a house that isn’t there
What is a house without a scratch?
It’s like starting a fire without a match
What is a house without a yowl?
It’s like taking a shower without a towel
What is a house without a cat?
It’s a likely home for brother rat
If a stray comes around, never say scat!
For a home is nothing, without a cat.
Instant Cat
Rattle a dish or a spoon,
Instant cat will be there soon.
Pour some milk, leave a bone.
Instant cat will come right home.
Put some food on a rack,
Instant cat will be right back.
When kitty, kitty, reaches her ear.
Instant cat will soon appear.
When you are lonesome and feeling blue,
Instant cat will come to you.